Conscious Pet Owner T-Shirts

"I know they're treating you kindly but are they treating you ethically?"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Seagiraffes

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

No littering...

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

"He was a sea rescue."

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

"We agree - 3 words you don't want to hear from the vet - fleas, shots, and diet."

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

Timmys Pet Ostrich

Cat pleads into mouse hole: 'Can't we talk about this?'

"Why can't you just hang out the window like all the other dogs!?"

An advantage of robotic pets.

'The animal psychiatrist said don't bother him with dog things- he doesn't know he's a dog!'

'I told you it was a stupid idea getting a pet lemming.'

"I bark, therefore I am."

"Enough with the criticism!"

Cultivated Meat Pet Food Lab

"I happen."

'I'm training him to be a scientific advisor.'

"Yes, I'm a dog person. How did you know?"

Man takes skeleton dog on a walk.

"That 'Love thy neighbor' part, does that include cats?"

Telepekingesis.