Mindful Mountain Climbers Pillows

"Sorry I'm late - I got caught in another avalanche."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC, 'The little-bitty door is a nice touch.'

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

"The meaning of life is cats."

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'I just attained enlightenment, guys! - GROUP HUG!'

"Oh great!...He;s a fitness guru!!"

'This ladder is rotten!'

'Well, you'll just have to CONTROL your urge to yodel!'

A man seeking wisdom from a bee at the top of a mountain

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

Man knitting to other: 'My doctor prescribed golf to get my mind off business, then tennis to get my mind off golf, then bowling to get ...'

"Hey—this is the quiet trail!"

"Looks like Goopta just has a major paradigm shift."

'I only come here to let my slinky go.'

"Did you think the ladder of success would be straight up?"

"Truth is - it's all downhill from here."

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"Stay medicated."

North South.

"Charley, we're so high that the thin air up here won't carry the weight of your bullet."

'I don't see why Tibet needs a census!'

'Sorry, I'm travel and weather; philosophy's over there...'