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"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Hush puppy.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"Is this who I am?"

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

Guru.

Yoga To-Do

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

The best relationships are silent.

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

Windchimes

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

Exercise vs Laxative.

"So, how's that new medication working for your paranoia?"

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

Man's first walk on the Moon that's not for science of anything, just to stretch a bit and clear his head.

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

"Depressed and anxious by time flying past? Be positive, think how much faster it would go if you were enjoying yourself."

"We're usually pretty good at spotting job burn-out before it gets bad, but every now and then, someone slips under our radar!"

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."

"Please hold my calls."

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

A man uses exercise equipment to open his blinds.