Mindful Moments Advocate Mugs

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Hush puppy.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"Is this who I am?"

Guru.

Yoga To-Do

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

The best relationships are silent.

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

Windchimes

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

Exercise vs Laxative.

Man's first walk on the Moon that's not for science of anything, just to stretch a bit and clear his head.

"So, how's that new medication working for your paranoia?"

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

"Depressed and anxious by time flying past? Be positive, think how much faster it would go if you were enjoying yourself."

"We're usually pretty good at spotting job burn-out before it gets bad, but every now and then, someone slips under our radar!"

A man uses exercise equipment to open his blinds.

"Please hold my calls."

"I gave up booze and cigs, I became a vegan and did sports. . . and now I'm here anyway! Why??"

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."