Mindful Media Users Pillows

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Zenemies.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

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DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

Yogi back in 5.

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

"We advised viewer discretion and they all decided not to watch."

"And a final note: Perception officially become reality."

As Seen On TV

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

"What'll it be ... scary movies or scary news?"

Just one of the many ways self-help books can improve people's lives.

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"The following program contains adult situations designed to make you feel bad about your life."

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

'Please do not ask for change.'