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Are you almost done scrolling to find an article that proves confirmation bias is a myth.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Zenemies.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

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DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

Hold for one more page, then roll over into the bended elbow, resting chin pose. Book yoga.

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

Yogi back in 5.

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

As Seen On TV

"And a final note: Perception officially become reality."

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

"We advised viewer discretion and they all decided not to watch."

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

Your son is smart and curious and has no attention span whatsoever

"What'll it be ... scary movies or scary news?"

Just one of the many ways self-help books can improve people's lives.

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

Psychiatry. Did you get in touch with your inner child? Yeah, and now I understand all my apps!

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

'Please do not ask for change.'

Spirituality.

"Dad, how do you become a TV reporter?"