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'Nobody understands you. . . do you blame them?'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

"Maybe this isn't the right heartless monolithic corporation for you."

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

"Stocks edged lower on the news there's more to life than the accumulation of material things..."

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold?

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

'Frankly, I don't see a problem. By its very nature inherited wealth entitles you to be second-rate.'

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?'

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

Digital Marketing

'The plan is to market our original product as a new product...'

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

Madame Zola - Bitcoin futures

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

Niche Marketing

"I'm going to name my new electronics brand 'New'."

'By subliminally advertising in our own commercials, we get twice the advertising for half the price!'

Halal Meat Everywhere Shock!

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.

"Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions instead of jumping to them"