Mind Trekker Gifts

Angst - Zeitgeist.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Thinking Gears

The Map of the human brain

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

Innovative

Unguided imagery

X-ray Psychology.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"Don't even think about it."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

Id/Ego/Superego.

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

Are you able to concentrate on your work? My mind wanders a lot but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud