Mind Over Matter Devotee Prints

"It's not you, it's me -- I'm a solipsist."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"Asides from today's wind-chill factor, what else might you consider all your parents' fault?"

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

No Action Comics

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

'See?... I told you I couldn't be hypnotised, didn't I?'

"I think he stood on a nettle."

Consternation/Control

"I misplace everything, yet there always seems to be more of it."

Muses of the Couch

"'How does this make me feel?' For what you charge an hour - you should be able to tell me."

I wonder if they can think...

"And how does that make you feel about your father?"

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

Hypnotherapy: prices subject to change without conscious notice.

"Sometimes it's as if I didn't know the difference between what's real and what's trompe-l'oeil."

Past, Present, Future Thoughts

"Have you given any thought to what you want to think about when you grow up?"

Spiky treadmill.

'Nobody's even TRIED to steal my identity!'