Mind Matters Enthusiast Prints

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

"'How does this make me feel?' For what you charge an hour - you should be able to tell me."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

X-RAY

Gold versus Knowledge

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

"Maybe I'm just making a mountain out of a molehill. I do that a lot."

She's good, but Mom's better.

Dominant Shrink.

'Now read that back to me.'

Scott Walker keeps his job.

"Asides from today's wind-chill factor, what else might you consider all your parents' fault?"

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

"Experts agree - we need a tax increase."

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

Oooo, Mr. Private Sector, whoop-dee-doo. It's not like we don't come from the same printer.

"You're my ideal client. A man with a LOT of money, in a LOT of trouble."

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

"It certainly isn't necessary, but if you'd be more comfortable with your lawyer here..."

"I think he stood on a nettle."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Try letting go."

'Behind the Eight Ball'

Meaning of Life $5.00

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

"What if they're right -- what if I do suck?"

Plimbco Bank & Trust, old money division.

'Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks or you don't.'

'If you were truly enlightened, you wouldn't CARE whether my nose whistles or not!'

"My approach to psychiatry is that all these problems are caused by viruses."