Mind Over Material Prints

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

"Remember, Man of good Sense not here to do work on your behalf. Man of good Sense only here to help you on strategic level until you wise enough to overcome recession."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

The Anti-Materialist

"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."

'Unfortunately when our last window of opportunity opened up, we mistakenly crawled out of it rather than into it.'

'We have a lot in common. We're both insanely greedy!'

Business cartoon of businessman in his office, a stop sign and nameplate that reads 'decisions stop here'.

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

"Asides from today's wind-chill factor, what else might you consider all your parents' fault?"

'When I talked about, 'fundamental changes to chore practices to align ourselves with a changing business environment', I was referring to more than you moving your desk closer to the window.'

An Anarchist's Christmas

Knitting is Knirvana.

'It's is the feeling of this board that you are overdoing the 'lead by example' thing.'

Seriously Flawed Office.

"The Woofs have it."

'I would have been more decisive, but I couldn't decide if that's what you wanted.'

"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have."

"It certainly isn't necessary, but if you'd be more comfortable with your lawyer here..."

"I think he stood on a nettle."

'Great idea Sir!'

"I misplace everything, yet there always seems to be more of it."

"What if they're right -- what if I do suck?"

I HATE STUFF

"Eighty percent polyester."

"'How does this make me feel?' For what you charge an hour - you should be able to tell me."

"Our scientists say it would be a public health hazard, but market research shows it would sell like hot cakes - what do you think?"

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

"It's not you, it's me -- I'm a solipsist."

'Hey, awesome jacket, Melanie! Suede?'

"We need to reduce our staff without upsetting office morale. Hire some people to study the problem."

Spiky treadmill.

'I know money can't buy everything - that's what credit cards are for. . .'

'When it comes to men I'm more into trust fund than trustworthy.'