Mind Navigator Mugs

"So all my split personalities have decided to form a union and go on strike. For the first time in my life there is peace and quiet. The humanist in me says to enjoy it, but the greedy part of me says to send in the scabs and revive the inner dialogues for less pay and benefits."

We made great progress today, but I think we need a few more sessions.

Brain maze.

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

The mood elevator

"All I want from them is a simple majority on things."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

The Map of the human brain

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Are we there yet?'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Sigmund Freud.

X-ray Psychology.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Innovative

Unguided imagery

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"I am not asking for directions."

"Don't even think about it."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

Better times ahead.

Titanic: How's my steering.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"