Mind Maze Navigator Mugs

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

Behavioral Psychology Department

Claustrophobia clinic.

Psychological Testing Center.

The contained anger

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

The Corporate Rat.

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

"Can't find your office, doc?"

A psychiatrist is at the end of the maze.

'You have a good chance of recovery, if you can make it through hospital admissions.'

unravelling your mind

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

Cowpat Man.

Ludwig Wittgenstein

Jeff goes through a breakup with a multiple personality patient.

Pick Your Own Neuroses

Mouse doing a maze.

'And what does this one say to you?'

"So all my split personalities have decided to form a union and go on strike. For the first time in my life there is peace and quiet. The humanist in me says to enjoy it, but the greedy part of me says to send in the scabs and revive the inner dialogues for less pay and benefits."

"You'll love it. This year, we created an amazing maize maze."

The Tax Form Design Center

'I fear we can't pay you overtime allowance just because you can't find the way out of the building.'

"Let's start at the beginning. Do you have a table of contents?"

"You're lucky, stupidity has saved you going mad."