Mind Maze Navigator Mugs

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

Behavioral Psychology Department

Claustrophobia clinic.

Psychological Testing Center.

The contained anger

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

The Corporate Rat.

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

Let's try some word disassociation

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

"Can't find your office, doc?"

A psychiatrist is at the end of the maze.

'You have a good chance of recovery, if you can make it through hospital admissions.'

unravelling your mind

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

Cowpat Man.

Jeff goes through a breakup with a multiple personality patient.

If you get lost, remember that there's a Starbucks on every corner.

Ludwig Wittgenstein

Pick Your Own Neuroses

We made great progress today, but I think we need a few more sessions.

Mouse doing a maze.

'And what does this one say to you?'