Meeting Maze Navigator Mugs

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

Disinformation booth.

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

'I think I found the bottleneck, Boss.'

Miami Mice

The Corporate Rat.

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

'Let's begin our meeting. Everybody talk, nobody listen.'

'I have no idea what a Wiki is but I want one on my desk next week, now move it, people!'

"Hurry! If we can reach a maze, we'll be safe!"

"Is it just me, or do these sculptural forms of light and shadow make you think about the ephemeral nature of life, the spirituality of the moment eclipsing our futile quest for cheese?"

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

Production Meeting: Excuses

Female Boss 6

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'