Meeting Maze Navigator Prints

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

Disinformation booth.

'I think I found the bottleneck, Boss.'

The Corporate Rat.

Miami Mice

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

'I have no idea what a Wiki is but I want one on my desk next week, now move it, people!'

'Let's begin our meeting. Everybody talk, nobody listen.'

"Hurry! If we can reach a maze, we'll be safe!"

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"Is it just me, or do these sculptural forms of light and shadow make you think about the ephemeral nature of life, the spirituality of the moment eclipsing our futile quest for cheese?"

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

Production Meeting: Excuses

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'