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'Fine thanks, how are the yoga classes with you?'

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

Networking

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Emotional Bling

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

Family Feeling

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

'He's our team doctor, athletic trainer, chiropractor and psychiatrist all rolled in one.'

Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

American GI marries a British bride.

"I've finally got my head together."

Communication on a bus

Man on a beach with shells for headphones.

"And how does that make you feel about your father?"

"Just my luck to marry the only man in town with the mind-body problem."

'Frank, I can't find my glasses, have you seen them?'

"Harvey has a way with people!"

"My approach to psychiatry is that all these problems are caused by viruses."

"Your resume says you're a people person? Heck, I've got more Facebook friends than you do!"

Computer video dreidel.

Ruth had never seen Dr. Evans so at sixes and sevens.

"So all my split personalities have decided to form a union and go on strike. For the first time in my life there is peace and quiet. The humanist in me says to enjoy it, but the greedy part of me says to send in the scabs and revive the inner dialogues for less pay and benefits."

'It's not what you know, it's WHO you know.'

"The other gangs can give you protection. We can give you free wi-fi."

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