Mimetic Enthusiast T-Shirts

A mime artist pretending to hand over some money to a panhandler.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'Bert's dog training.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Housekeeping?!"

Obsession with the Internet.

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Alternative Medicine

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

WTF?

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Did you have a cat?"

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."