Millennium Musings Pillows

"New Milennium... new time to kill"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Paul Ree

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

Mental baggage, a brain with a handle for easy carrying.

It's a Millennial Generation Life off!

'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'

The y2k bug being chased by the JFK bug

Man at computer sees 'Y2K' comet coming towards him

"Just a few hundred to tide me over 'til this Y2K thing is over."

"Avocado...t-toast..."

' I earn a six-figure income, if you count those two little numbers after the decimal point.'

"Son, you don't need social media to make you feel inadequate and depressed - you've got your parents."

"Ha! This younger is so absorbed in social media that he cannot appreciate his youth, unlike I, aging millennial, who cannot appreciate his thirties."

'If there is an unlimited supply of something....mortality is that it make our time finite....I think I'll poop on this guy's head.'

'Nobody believes a word I say!' 'Oh, come now!'

'To this century's most obnoxious party guest...'

Captain Millennial

"Sure, you don't know me now, but just wait 'til the year 2000...I'm the Millennium Bug."

'I keep thinking about teaching.'

'Calendar 2000' door to door salesman

'Thus the big party.'

"Will it crash in the new millenium?"

Hipster Charm Offensive

"Tell me more about this inferiority complex."

"'Ere! I've been readin' about you in the paper. Winnin' £10 million's made you sad, lonely an' bitter!"

Nethead strip: Psycho analyst

Millennial

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

"I'm sorry, Dave. You lost me after the first 140 words."

"Now remember not to give away the big surprise!"