Millennium Enthusiast Mugs

Man celebrating the year 2000 gloats over Nostradamus's grave

"Now remember not to give away the big surprise!"

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

'Calendar 2000' door to door salesman

That one has all the batteries!

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

AA Meeting Here Today

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

The Big Tipper

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"It could never work between us."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Moon and Star

Science And Society 1923

Astronaut

Lithium Fair

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

'Actually I can't even figure out the origin of this organization.'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

Stephen Hawking

"If the universe is expanding by 3 trillion cubic light years per second, why can't I find an apartment?"

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

"I knew it!"