Millennial Maverick Prints

"I love Millennials. Instead of a company car, we just give them a skateboard."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"He's an indoor cat."

Gene Therapy

"We added it just for the millenials."

"The season finale of the world is near."

It's a Millennial Generation Life off!

"No, I do not live in my parents basement...it's a walk out."

"Son, you don't need social media to make you feel inadequate and depressed - you've got your parents."

"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."

'You know you're 40 when...'

Conformity

Captain Millennial

'Ever since this 'evolution' thing started, I've been doing a lot of soul-searching.'

In and Outre Tray

Don't sweat the small stuff

"Ha! This younger is so absorbed in social media that he cannot appreciate his youth, unlike I, aging millennial, who cannot appreciate his thirties."

"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"

"Guys my age get all their news from 'The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.'"

"I'm sorry, Dave. You lost me after the first 140 words."

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

Hipster Charm Offensive

"No, no, no! You're, like, 'I really, really, really love you,' and you're, like, 'Whatever.' "

"What's a phone book?"

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the internet had never been invented."

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

"I'm not kidding, Phil! You really ARE the poster child for middle-aged, disillusioned and down-hearted businessmen everywhere!"

"But...I didn't even get my participation trophy! It's not fair!"

"Quick, before the shock wave hits."

Disloyal

Hairstyle Inspiration

Crybaby Millennials

"If he wags his tail, it's a 'Like'."

"If the average attention span is 8 seconds, why are most commercials 30 seconds?"

"This counts as one wish, by the way."