Millennial Challenges Chasers Mugs

"My parents said I could move back into my old room, but they forgot to mention they sold the house 7 years ago."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Fur Baby

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

"We added it just for the millenials."

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

Woke Jersey Shore

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

Competitions.

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

Man bun tending

Millennial Pain Assessment

"I'm sorry, Dave. You lost me after the first 140 words."

"So remember son, if you study hard and keep focused in your job you too can probably not quite reach the same standard of living as your dad."

"What's a phone book?"

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

'Shaving takes years off you.'

Disloyal

Crybaby Millennials

"I can't believe I didn't make the football team!"

Maude wears an outfit that took years off her.

"I love Millennials. Instead of a company car, we just give them a skateboard."

"Excuse me, but I happen to identify as a left-handed person and this is a right-handed mug."

Rosemary's Baby Turns Twenty-Seven

People ride an escalator to the gym.

Bored Apathetic Smiley Face Meme

The face lift...

The Millennial Game of... Life

"I'm still digging out from my parents."

"I hire millennials because the boomers can't figure out our technology."

Boy Meets Girl, Girl Meets Boy, Both Are Terrified