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"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Ninja bread men"

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

'Gesundheit.'

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"Oh, grow up!"

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

Politeness opens doors

Body Building Mishap

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"Fetch! What about a please?"

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'