Military Supporter Gifts

"I don't want to hear 'can't' - you find out where the Special Forces are deployed, and you send them some goddam muffin baskets!"

Support the Ex-Troops

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

Humanity: Vaccines and War

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Military Medals

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Infantry.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Lost around a military base.

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

The unknown war poet.

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

We Don't Know Much

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

"Lemming Boot Camp"

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Eye Off the Ball

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

Vladimir Putin.

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