Military Supporter Gifts

"I don't want to hear 'can't' - you find out where the Special Forces are deployed, and you send them some goddam muffin baskets!"

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

Humanity: Vaccines and War

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Lost around a military base.

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

The unknown war poet.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

"Lemming Boot Camp"

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Oooops!

Vladimir Putin.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

The Use of Cavalry