Military Reformers Pillows

'...I'm sure you could qualify for a role in the new, 'Women can now serve in Military combat'!'

Skeptic Tank.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

The Drone

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'Sure, we kill a few innocent people with drones, but think how many innocent people die in auto accidents.'

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

'...and as a consequence, you lot all redundant. I'm not making it up.'

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.

Civil Service Reform - Equal Justice for Briber and Bribed

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

Louis Antoine Jullien

Prisoner speech

Human Rights

Sick America

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

Retired Command Sgt. Maj. Basil L. Plumley 1920-2012.

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

'I'm done doing inside jobs on the outside. I make more on the inside as an outsider artist.'

'General, I'm prescribing joint military exercises - yoga.'

Blazer details Fifa bribes

There's no sense talking economic reform with him --- His motto is "If it's not feudal, it's futile."

Send the banker -corrupt major parties a message! DON'T NOT VOTE! VOTE 3rd party!

A House of Lords Reform: 'Please do not take shotguns or dead game into the chamber.'

"I can't heeear you!"

'Post-maternity wear.'

Ukrainian Refugees Prioritized

Michael Cohen Attorney at Law

'I can't understand why no one came to our housewarming.'

Think tank: 'I think therefore I blow stuff up!'

'Welcome to boot camp. You'll be staying in hut two-three-four.'

Relies on Radar

'Insurance Tactic No. 472: Bully the victim into not making a claim.'