Military Operations Maven Pillows

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

The sunglasses.

The end is near

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

Pre-Old Blues

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Look on the bright side...they'll probably name a disease after you.

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Carbon Dating

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

Vaccine hurdles

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

The hall of bad ideas.

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy