Maritime Maven Pillows

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

A Woman And A Man Discuss The Passage To America.

A pack of icebergs out hunting

"Two of everything he said, including woodworm!!"

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

"Call me Ishmael."

'I didn't accuse you of being a stowaway - I merely asked to see your ticket...'

A life on the ocean wave is better than one at sea...

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

"Like that?"

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

Look on the bright side...they'll probably name a disease after you.

The end is near

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'

Vaccine hurdles

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'We're trying to use a team approach to medicine, but we're having trouble fitting everyone!'

'Where does it hurt?'

ANd the Oscar for the best special side effects goes to ASTRAZENECA!

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'U.S. Manufacturing'