Military Operations Maven Prints

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

The sunglasses.

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

The end is near

Look on the bright side...they'll probably name a disease after you.

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Carbon Dating

'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

The hall of bad ideas.

Vaccine hurdles

"Call me Ishmael."

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy