Military Life Prints

"I'm trying to forget a 401k."

'I think I liked it better when you two would go into town on leave and get into trouble.'

Soldier's helmet and turtle's shell.

'This is one place in the army where you have to hurry to and they don't keep you waiting!'

"Can I nuke something for you?"

“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?”

He's in trouble. He's in charge of the mess halls abroad, and there have been lots of complaints that the food is too spicy. He oversees the overseas over-seasoning.

The Camp, Pt. 1

A Volunteer Review

'My compliments to the chef - I'm gonna be sick and won't have to pull latrine duty today.'

Christmas package.

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Buck private, corporal punishment, general delivery, major disappointment.

If you love attention, this will be your kind of week!

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Servicemen.

Military Medals

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Trump

Monuments

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Infantry.