Military Life Ponderers Prints

"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

The Camp, Pt. 1

Power/Expenditures

Truth

Karine Jean-Pierre

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

"You can't have it both ways, kid."

Jealousy

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

'You know the rules, Mr Dotterill - you're only allowed one visitor at a time.'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Hey, Jeffrey...why do you think the military wants to figure out how they can send people to another solar system?'

A batch of bills are abandoned near the end of the parliamentry session

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

"Remember when we used to flock together, instead of just tweeting all day on line?"

"I've decided to pursue a profession where religion doesn't play such an important role."

'And how long have you thought you are a hawk...?'

'My compliments to the chef - I'm gonna be sick and won't have to pull latrine duty today.'

"It's hard to strike just the right balance. I didn't have enough fire in the belly for politics, but I seem to have too much for market research."

"What do you fancy for breakie?"

Man with a big question

Officer Worker Evolution

Christmas package.

'Credit crunch? Wassat then?'

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

'What a nightmare! I dreamed that the world had one-hundred years of peace!'

“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?”

'Yeah, but that's life!'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'I think I liked it better when you two would go into town on leave and get into trouble.'

Your Best Years/Your Uncertain Future

'It's for you.'

"He refuses to obey direct orders!"