Military Humor Appreciator Pillows

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"A signal from Paris, sir. Your opposite number feels that as we share their aircraft carrier, he should have access to your wife."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Cat in a tank...

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

French Army knife

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

"Did you call for a Medic?"

'...and this is the Mess.'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

Your Country Needs MOO!

Ad Valorem

At a Country House

Banting in the Yeomanry

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

'Hamster Swat Team.'

Peacekeeping?

Beware of the dog.

"Whoever made fun of my hat better step forward now, or I'll turn this march around!"

The Emperor of Irony

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'