Military Humor Appreciator Pillows

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"A signal from Paris, sir. Your opposite number feels that as we share their aircraft carrier, he should have access to your wife."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Cat in a tank...

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

French Army knife

'...and this is the Mess.'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

'At last! Some decent kit.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

Your Country Needs MOO!

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

At a Country House

Banting in the Yeomanry

Ad Valorem

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Beware of the dog.

The Emperor of Irony

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

Peacekeeping?