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"Dinner was absolutely delicious, and thanks again for the bombers."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Car joust.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Lost around a military base.

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"Lemming Boot Camp"

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Vladimir Putin.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.