Military Fitness Buff Gifts

'General, I'm prescribing joint military exercises - yoga.'

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Filling the Missile Gap

Keep Fit.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Military style hedgehog

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

"Especially modified you say..."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Chili again?'

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