Mileage Runner Gifts

"And to all of you who swore you'd never fly this airline again - welcome back."

No Surcharge For Luggage, All Of Which Is Mailed On Tuesdays.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Danger Slow Sand.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Women in a cross country race

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

'Stress'

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Loser's Podium.

'Costume - What costume?'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

'Well, did you win or what?'

A number of runners run through police tape.

Congratulations for male runner

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'