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'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

'If this is 'Office Team Day' why are we wearing different colours?'

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"Just the galoshes and coat, Timmy."

'Dinner in tumble dryer - gone to see therapist!'

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

"No, I've got nothing constructive to add. But I do know a funny joke I could tell."

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

'Your medical coverage does not consider that a medical necessity.'

"Ah, Reid. You obviously didn't get my, 'you're fired' text."

"Of course at this point, the egg salad went bad in the sandwich machine."

Dating site - buy a dog.

He's my vaguely familiar.

"I'm pretty sure the definition leadership is the use of anger to motivate those who are already miserable."

"If music be the food of love, shut up."

"How is the new hearing aid?"

"My goodness, Mr. Merryweather, we certainly did make a boo-boo with that prescription of yours!"

All's well that ends well

'That was absolutely HORRIBLE! When can you start?'

'I was demoted and they're making me wear this hair shirt.'

'I don't fit where I belong.'

"I mean, why even live in the city if you're not going to do New York City things?"

'It's a case of wrongful arrest - you haven't had a heart attack.'

"Those are good, but the fire department doesn’t really need a sketch artist."

"he was a computer error of the Computer Dating Service"