Migration Misfit Prints

'I think we may have flown too far south.'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

"This is the murder weapon the defendant used, your honor, and these are the tunes he butchered in cold blood."

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

'Dinner in tumble dryer - gone to see therapist!'

"Just the galoshes and coat, Timmy."

'If this is 'Office Team Day' why are we wearing different colours?'

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

"No, I've got nothing constructive to add. But I do know a funny joke I could tell."

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

'Your medical coverage does not consider that a medical necessity.'

Dating site - buy a dog.

He's my vaguely familiar.

"Ah, Reid. You obviously didn't get my, 'you're fired' text."

"Of course at this point, the egg salad went bad in the sandwich machine."

"I'm pretty sure the definition leadership is the use of anger to motivate those who are already miserable."

"If music be the food of love, shut up."

Wait, I think I'm doing this backward.

"My goodness, Mr. Merryweather, we certainly did make a boo-boo with that prescription of yours!"

"I don't think this guy is even remotely capable of getting a clue."

All's well that ends well

"How is the new hearing aid?"

'That was absolutely HORRIBLE! When can you start?'

'I was demoted and they're making me wear this hair shirt.'

'It's a case of wrongful arrest - you haven't had a heart attack.'

"Those are good, but the fire department doesn’t really need a sketch artist."

"I mean, why even live in the city if you're not going to do New York City things?"

"he was a computer error of the Computer Dating Service"