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Audio books are great way to while away the time...

Schengen

The fate of the emigrant

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

"Triple whammy."

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"I've mutated."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"When he asked us to help him move, I didn't know he meant south."

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

Geese and Angels

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

'What keeps the gray whales awake during their 12,000 mile long migration.' A whale at a coffee stand says, 'Did you put the lids on tight on those 25,000 cups of coffee to go?'

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

If Animals Were Racist...

A Migrating Chicken

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"No! Of course you're beautiful, now. . . it's just that, ever since you showed me those baby photos of you. Well, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head."

'He's the father of the entire first row.'

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

Duck writing love letter to hunter