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Audio books are great way to while away the time...

Schengen

The fate of the emigrant

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Batman's Baby

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

"Triple whammy."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"I've mutated."

Geese and Angels

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"When he asked us to help him move, I didn't know he meant south."

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Clown umbilical cord is made of party balloons.

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

A Migrating Chicken

Insect Police. There's his mug shot and this is a computer generated image of what he might look like today.

If Animals Were Racist...

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"No! Of course you're beautiful, now. . . it's just that, ever since you showed me those baby photos of you. Well, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head."

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

'What keeps the gray whales awake during their 12,000 mile long migration.' A whale at a coffee stand says, 'Did you put the lids on tight on those 25,000 cups of coffee to go?'

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

'He's the father of the entire first row.'

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

Duck writing love letter to hunter

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath