Migration Buff Mugs

You've only got a three month visa, but I suspect you intend to stay six months!

The fate of the emigrant

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Obama visits Mexico

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

Hysterically laughing monster.

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

Tariff Adjustment

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

"When he asked us to help him move, I didn't know he meant south."

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

Auto-Pilot.

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

'Give me your bag Oscar - if you want to do the genius gag.'

Geese and Angels

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

'What keeps the gray whales awake during their 12,000 mile long migration.' A whale at a coffee stand says, 'Did you put the lids on tight on those 25,000 cups of coffee to go?'

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

Oar-tobahn.

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

If Animals Were Racist...

'China's on the phone, Mr. President -- they say you're overdrawn.'

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

A Migrating Chicken

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."