Migration Buff Prints

You've only got a three month visa, but I suspect you intend to stay six months!

The fate of the emigrant

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Hysterically laughing monster.

Obama visits Mexico

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

Tariff Adjustment

Geese and Angels

'Give me your bag Oscar - if you want to do the genius gag.'

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

"When he asked us to help him move, I didn't know he meant south."

Auto-Pilot.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

A Migrating Chicken

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

If Animals Were Racist...

'China's on the phone, Mr. President -- they say you're overdrawn.'

Oar-tobahn.

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

'What keeps the gray whales awake during their 12,000 mile long migration.' A whale at a coffee stand says, 'Did you put the lids on tight on those 25,000 cups of coffee to go?'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'Customs and Exercise.'