Immigration Buff Mugs

"He's an asylum seeker."

'Do you want to see the folks from Prague all at once?' - 'No - separate Czechs, please.'

The United States requires information from social networks applicants for a visa

Schengen

"You're fired."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

'What's wrong now?'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

Sue the Author 3PM

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"Useless information"

New Resident of Downing Street

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

I kicked him upstairs to Diaz, Diaz kicked him over to Fennelson, and Fennelson evidently kicked him out the window.

"From this you make a living?"

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

"He belongs to a lawyer."

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'