Investigation Buff Mugs

First on the scene were Detective Boyd and Special Investigator Little Billy.

"You've got to hand it to Johnson...if anyone has undeclared assets he's the man to find them!"

"Are you feeling okay, Dennis? Your obituary is in the paper."

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

'Let me through, please. I want to see if they made it look like an accident.'

Dispatch, you can call off the search party. We'll need DNA samples to be sure, but it looks like we've found Kermit's remains.

Chicken Crime Scene.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Mueller Probe

The Anti-Agent

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Joan Hickson

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

The Da Vinci Cod

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

The Philip Marlow family

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Milkin' Impossible

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'for more obit info, go to...'

'I told you Kimble, you weren't irreplaceable.'

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'