Migration Aficionado Mugs

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

The Selfie

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Why Cows Leave Home

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

The Airport.

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

Hoxton map.

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Mine's camper."

'Business or pleasure?'

"The health of Mr. Putin is very good!"

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"How come I always get the crying baby right behind me?"

The Thinker

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

"They become aggressive when you recline them."