Immigration Aficionado Mugs

Immigrations £456 million computer system doesn't make mistakes Mrs miggins, or should I call you Don Escobar, drug czar?

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

The Selfie

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Elvis Presley

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Hoxton map.

They Are Not Going to Take Me

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

Mark Twain

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

Bernard Levin

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

Frank abuses the Power of Attorney.