Immigration Aficionado Mugs

Immigrations £456 million computer system doesn't make mistakes Mrs miggins, or should I call you Don Escobar, drug czar?

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

The Selfie

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Hoxton map.

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

Mark Twain

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

Frank abuses the Power of Attorney.