Migration Aficionado Prints

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

The Selfie

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Why Cows Leave Home

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

The Airport.

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

Hoxton map.

'Business or pleasure?'

"The health of Mr. Putin is very good!"

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"How come I always get the crying baby right behind me?"

The Thinker

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

"They become aggressive when you recline them."

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"