Migrating South Pillows

Schengen

The fate of the emigrant

New Guy.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Last Chance For Reality

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Emigrating to France.

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

"When he asked us to help him move, I didn't know he meant south."

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

Geese and Angels

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

Immigrating to the City

If Animals Were Racist...

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

The Rudges' peaceful home

'What keeps the gray whales awake during their 12,000 mile long migration.' A whale at a coffee stand says, 'Did you put the lids on tight on those 25,000 cups of coffee to go?'

Home Sweet Home On The Range

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

A Migrating Chicken

Emigrating to Oz.

Angela Merkel and the Refugee Crisis

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

"Do you realize this is the third time we've gotten mad at the government and moved to Canada for good?"

Duck writing love letter to hunter

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'