Migrating South Pillows

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

Schengen

The fate of the emigrant

New Guy.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Last Chance For Reality

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

Emigrating to France.

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

Animal immigration

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Geese and Angels

"When he asked us to help him move, I didn't know he meant south."

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

Immigrating to the City

The Rudges' peaceful home

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

A Migrating Chicken

If Animals Were Racist...

'What keeps the gray whales awake during their 12,000 mile long migration.' A whale at a coffee stand says, 'Did you put the lids on tight on those 25,000 cups of coffee to go?'

Home Sweet Home On The Range

Angela Merkel and the Refugee Crisis

Emigrating to Oz.

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

"Do you realize this is the third time we've gotten mad at the government and moved to Canada for good?"

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

Duck writing love letter to hunter