Midnight Socialite Gifts

The party, after you left

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The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"

"You're old enough to learn how to work a party."

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

'I don't care if the pot roast was a little dry, you had no business condemning poor Gloria to hell!'

'Don't look right now Carla, but there's a REALLY cute guy in the corner giving you the eye.' A man offering his own eye to a woman.

'You look like a fun guy!'

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

'Oh great. The neighbors are worming their way into another BBQ.'

'And this is Mario Batali. Of course, he's not the Mario Batali.'

'With Jesse Caldwell trasferring to another school, I've been promoted in the playground pecking order.'

'Can Spot come out and play?'

Oh no! Here comes another lecture on the joys of loft living!

The Kings Head.

How very Hampstead!

'I've got to go, Mom - my playgroup called an emergency meeting,'

"What do you think our husbands talk about when they're down the pub?"

"This martini in canonical."

"I shall never forget Roger."

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'Can I get you something short, but sweet?'

'How very Fulham!'

"Billy, pulling my pigtail isn't what I consider 'networking.'"

"Guys' heads are like rooms. They look much bigger when they're empty."

"I had too much to drink, honey, can you pick me up? I'm at the corner of walk and don't walk!"