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"I'm sorry, dear, but you knew I was a bureaucrat when you married me."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

Sloth 10K.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"Botox."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"Progress is coming right along!"

A catch-all is born.

"Wake up. It says here I was right about that thing I said."

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'The X-Files' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

Yoga class intrays - in/out/relax.

"We ran into a marathon."

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

To do list

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. By the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and speaker we hoped to use died in 1967...'

"Fascinating. He ran on it the first few days, but now he's just using it to hang his clothes."

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

"Yes Sir, we'll schedule everything meticulously: your project will be delivered on time and on budget..."