Midnight Oil Burner Pillows

"No need to rush. Take all weekend if you must."

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

'Jane it's come to my attention how many hours you've been spending in the office...'

'Working from home again, Jerry?'

'He's been working on this around the clock for weeks. Not a happy camper.'

Working Late

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

Long day at the office

Counting ribs

Caught in the Music

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Bedside Manna.

The downside of the cupcake bed.

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

Fuels paradise.

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"

'I woke up in February, and couldn't get back to sleep, so I got up, killed and ate a moose.'

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'You were up four times last night.'

"Late night snack? No, I...I was just checking expiration dates, dear!"

1770 - The famous poet, William Wordsworth was born.

"You're home, dear. We don't have room service."

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

Diet Enforcer

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."