Midnight Cyclist Pillows

Solo

Tele Condom

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Touring Cyclist

You had me at vintage.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Caught in the Music

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Bicycle Sidecar.

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

"Do you have a motorized one?"

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

'You should all be wearing helmets'

At night - snake charmer.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

Double Bike

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

'That is the bike lane...'

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

A man being frightened by the sound of his dressing gown hitting the floor behind him

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'

'Hey-hey, Bobby, that's a beauty. It's even giving me goose bumps.'

Walking on Sunbeams