Midnight Cyclist Mugs

Solo

Tele Condom

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Touring Cyclist

You had me at vintage.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Caught in the Music

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

"Do you have a motorized one?"

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

'You should all be wearing helmets'

At night - snake charmer.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

'That is the bike lane...'

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

Double Bike

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

A man being frightened by the sound of his dressing gown hitting the floor behind him

'Hey-hey, Bobby, that's a beauty. It's even giving me goose bumps.'

Walking on Sunbeams

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'

Broken down overnight courier