Midnight Golfer Pillows

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Caught in the Music

Midnight Basketball

Game Addiction

Hole in forty-seven.

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

Alien hits golf balls off space ship into the moon's craters.

Too many beers at lunch?

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

Tele Condom

'It wouldn't be so bad to play golf in winter if the balls were just another color.'

"Please take a seat and wait! The dentist is very busy today. He has almost done eighteenth holes!"

'I'm getting kind of tired of working so much at night.'

Solo

Reluctant jogger.

And he sliced and he cursed and his cheating was the worst. I'm not sure golf minstrels are such a good idea.

"John's golfing in his sleep again, Doctor! I forgot...do I wake him before or after he throws his clubs in the lake?"

'Shouldn't you be out in line...'

At first he thought he had died and gone to heaven.

Dark Mode

"No, not yet."

'Do me a favor, next time you want to go golfing in the city, count me out.'

"You can run, Elliot, but you can't hide."

Lady of the lake holding a golf ball.

'I don't even remember how this routine got started.'

They made sense when I woke up and scribbled them down in the middle of the night.

For Sale- Cottage near golf course

'I hate driving in the city!'

'Henry works in the city... I'm never quite sure what he does.'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

'Fore!' (golfing in the town centre).